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The Canadian Classic
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« on: October 23, 2008, 11:38:59 am » |
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As we come on the air, the ring girl is in the ring.
Ring Girl: Please welcome, The "Canadian Classic" Christian James!!!
As the lights go dim, a new theme song, "The Final Countdown" by Mike Ward blasts over the PA.
The lights dim and the crowd goes nuts as CJ debuts his new entrance....
CJ then raises his arms and Kurt Angle style pyro goes off.
CJ then sprints to the ring, slapping the hands of the fans on the way.
Once he hits the ring, the lights come back, and he is in the middle of the ring, with a mic.
Crowd: We want Samantha!!! We Want Samantha!!!
CJ: Chill, everyone, chill. Samantha is backstage with Racheal and Alex. I will introduce them later.
CJ: I am out here to talk about my match with "Gunnz". See, right now, I am not even interested in Phoenix.
*Crowd gasps then is stunned silent*
CJ: I'll tell you why in a minute. But right now, Tommy, I jumped you because I'm tired of trash like you trying to suck up to our GM. She is an awesome person, whim without, none of us would have jobs. But enough about that.
CJ: Now, please let me bring out a girl I have had my eyes on since she first came....my new girlfriend, and manager, "Miss Perfect" Samantha Steele!!!
The lights go dark, and instead of "Perfection" hitting, "The Final Countdown by Mike Ward blasts the PA again.
Samantha hits the ring to CHEERS from the capacity crowd.
Crowd: Samantha rocks!! Samantha rocks!!!!
Crowd: What a couple! *clap clap clap clap clap* What a couple! *clap clap clap clap clap*
Samantha: Thank you so much for the welcome.
Samantha: That's right. Christian and I are dating now. I would like to talk about someone else.
Samantha: Angelina. This girl is nothing but a ****.
Crowd :****! ****! ****!!
Samantha: She had the nerve to call my friend, Racheal, a powerpuff girl, and call me ugly.
Samantha: Just because she's a bit a on the skinny side, it doesn't mean she sucks!!
Crowd: Angelina Sucks!! Angelina Sucks!!!
Samantha: And just because I wear glasses, it doesn't mean I am ugly. Rach and I both wear glasses, and in her case, she just got braces, but we are both still the two most beautiful divas in this company today.
Samantha: Angelina, when I get my hands on you, I'm gonna snap you like a twig and end your sorry excuse for a carreer!!
CJ: And Gunnz, I put you in the hospital, and I am not gonna hesitat to do it again. In fact, I challenge YOU to a Last Man Standing match at Apocolypse. I guarantee that I WILL be the last man standing because I am simply...the best there is.
Samantha: And now, back to Angelina. I heard she was sleeping her way around the city last night. She tried to hit on CJ here, but I speared her half way to Hong Kong.
CJ: I may not have finished you off at the bar, but this week, and if you make it to Apocolypse, I am gonna end your sorry ass carreer.
Samantha: Then, Angelina, your carreer will end. At the hands of the Steele Slam and the only Perfect woman in this buisness.
They await a response.
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